Joke: The Same Thoughts |
Six retired Floridians were playing poker in the condo clubhouse, when Schwartz realizes he's losing $500.
Suddenly, he clutches his chest and drops dead at the table. Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other five continue playing the game, but standing up.
Finkelstein looks around and asks, "So, who's gonna' tell his wife?"
They decide to draw straws, and Goldberg picks the shortest one. They tell him to be discreet and gentle, but most of all, don't make a bad situation any worse.
"Discreet !!! what are you talking about, I'm the most discreet man you will ever meet. In fact, discretion is my middle name, just leave it to me."
Goldberg goes over to the Schwartz's apartment, and knocks on the door.
Mrs. Schwartz answers and says, "Who's there and what do you want?"
"It's me Goldberg, I come to tell you that your husband just lost $500, and is afraid to come home."
The wife answers, "Tell him to drop dead!"
"No problem, Mrs. Schwartz".
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